Constipation Masturbation

To masturbate wile constipated, or to masturbate on the toilet wile taking a great big ass poop :-)!

The guy was performing Constipation Masturbation to himself wile he was pooping :-P

by Andrew...aka...[CnW]Kill$hot September 16, 2007

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Passport constipation

When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!

Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?

Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-

by MaxtheCameraMan April 05, 2009

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vehicular constipation

Anyone driving slower than you and refuses to move over to let you pass. Beware all station wagons. Or just anyone driving ridiculously slow. Beware handicap as well. I mean c'mon, you already had the accident.

vehicular constipation usually drive station wagons, or are handicapped, or foreigners, etc...

by b-tox February 27, 2012

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Creative Constipation

When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.

See: Creative Block.

I think I am slowly solving my own Creative Constipation.

by PlanesAreNotReal August 01, 2023

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Emotional-Constipation

When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea

THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME

by yo dey ley he hoooo March 24, 2021

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