Johnson Condo

men's pants

Honey can you get the grass stains out of my johnson condo.

by terrifyer08 August 24, 2010

False Censorship

The motto of UrbanDictionary editors.

Those goddamn UD editors and their false censorship!!!

by cinimodde November 27, 2017

consolidate your feces

To get a grip; have it all together

This is all too chaotic. Consolidate your feces!

by AlexCarrera February 5, 2009

censorship

Hiding the truth to save your ass.

Why wasn't my definition of "Zionist" or "gentile" published on UrbanDictionary.com? There didn't seem to be a problem when I was making fun of Christians...The Zionists must be exercising censorship of this website, too. : (

by Not Surprised 2009 August 17, 2009

console kid

When a kid is so obsessed with console games that he refuses to say that many PC games are better and take more skill, even though he knows this is true deep down. He will get into huge arguments and starts name calling when losing the argument and almost always will say that MW2 on console is the best game ever even though any true gamer knows that game is trash (takes no skill, aim-assist galore) and real skilled games are games such as Halo 3 on 360 and CS 1.6, CSS, and COD4 on PC. Console kids do not include Halo 3 MLG pros. Halo 3 MLG Pros are usually highly respected by the PC gaming community and respect PC Pros as well. Console kids are usually the ones that suck at Halo 3, and resort to playing Call of Duty on 360 or PS3 because they could never play a game that takes skill.

console kid: OMG MW2 ON 360 TAKES SO MUCH SKILL MY RETICULE JUST GOT MOVED 12 FEET TO THE RIGHT BY THE COMPUTER TO KILL THAT GUY, IM SOOO PRO!!!
pc kid: Uh nice??? I just watched Team Fnatic win $10,000 Euros in a Pro Tournament on COD4 PC.
console kid: Well MW2 on 360 got dropped from MLG, and COD4 did too...
pc kid: What because MLG only has real games on their pro circuit? nuff said.

by wtflol1 July 24, 2010

conconbility

Ridiculousness, Braveness

Person a to person b after person c has just mentioned something outrageous.

"Can you imagine the conconbility!" (Imagine how ridiculous that statement was).

by Tomzaman November 6, 2020

Console War

The word 'console war' came about when a little competition broke into a petty argument caused by Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft fanboys all hurling insults at each others' consoles. The console war has caused a lot of people to fall out.
Fanboys treat the console war as if it's a real war.

An argument between three types of fanboy:

"Nintendo is for kids!"
"Yeah, well Sony copied Nintendo's Gameboy with it's PSP!"
"Yeah! Well Microsoft are the richest company ever!"

by Arran January 3, 2005