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Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.
Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.
by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011
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conscientiousness

Conscientiousness is not just about getting to the church on time, in a freshly-ironed outfit. It is a fundamental personality trait that influences whether people set and keep long-range goals, deliberate over choices or behave impulsively, and take seriously obligations to others. Conscientiousness is a key ingredient in success, but the off-the-charts conscientious may court perfectionism by setting their sites too high.

Conscientiousness distinguishes organized and hard working people from people who are more impulsive and spontaneous. Conscientiousness is a top predictor of job performance and success, but people low in Conscientiousness are good to have around when the plan does not work out and some quick thinking is necessary. You’d want to market to people by Conscientiousness differently: those high in Conscientiousness would take longer to make a purchasing decision and would want to compare with other products, those low in Conscientiousness would be more likely to make a snap decision.
Adjectives associated with conscientiousness
Low High
Laid back, mentally flexible, performs well when things do not go to plan or cannot be planned for in advance, less driven by success and goals, cluttered, procrastinator Careful, planning, painstaking, organized, self-disciplined, thorough, motivated, hard-working, reliable, on time, deliberate, workaholic, compulsive, perfectionist
Preferences associated with conscientiousness

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Low High
Mr. Fish appreciation society, Flying spaghetti monster, Humon comics, Kraftwerk, "I have no idea what I am doing with my life", the Velvet Underground National Honor Society, PoliceOne.com, Kaplan University, McKinsey Quarterly, Economics, Runners world magazine, Kim Burrell, Build.com
by Phoenixis May 20, 2014
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Selfie-conscious

When you're trying to take a selfie in public but fear other people are staring at you
"I want to take a selfie but I'm feeling a bit selfie-conscious"
by Emogen October 24, 2014
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Health conscious

The health conscious popper is much like a regular popper, except there is only herb in the bowl and you finish off your lung capacity with a vape hit.
Give me the vape, I want to hit a health conscious
by Funtelius December 4, 2020
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stream of consciousness dump

An event that allows for some of the best Urban Dictionary contributions ever made.
To access my astounding stream of consciousness dump, I just close my eyes for a moment and then start typing and the next thing I know, I’m a fucking UD genius!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021
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conkin

to fall asleep/go to sleep.

typically, u conk out after much exertions in exercise, hours of mental strain or if you are bunned out after many a spliff.
stoner 1: we played football for time earlier.. after that next zut im conkin out lol
stoner 2: ye same loool
by PLAiSTOW KiD May 24, 2010
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Considerate Lover

The act of making love to a woman (normally your partner or wife) whereby you play the role of a "Considerate Lover"

In this role the man does everything he can to replicate great romantic scenes from history such as "the rug scene" from The Notebook.

During foreplay and intercourse you are likely to hear the male say "Is that OK for you?" , "Do you want me to slow down?" and "I just want to make you happy"

Female phrases are likely to be "Is it in yet?", "Faster / Harder" and "Just F*ck me"

After intercourse it is a token gesture for the male to run his hands through the ladies hair accompanied by a slow kiss on the forehead.
Jon: I came in last night and passed Andrew's room, all I could hear was "Is that OK for you?" followed by lots of slow kissing.

Phil: He's a textbook Considerate Lover, He wishes he was Jack from Titantic. Bet he was undertaking some serious bean flicking! Boo Ya!

Jon: I consider him to be a fag.
by ManChildLF August 3, 2010
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