Confusionator

A fog of confusion surrounding a situation or problem. Normally created by providing or attempting to execute an overly complex solution to an otherwise simple problem.

Characterised by a fog of confusion surrounding the event or problem. Normally with a large number of people involved who have not a fucking clue as to what is going on... Even better in long email threads where no one takes responsibility for solving the problem or lifting the fog of confusion.

Fuck Me, Terry unleashed another fucking confusionator with that latest architecture diagram.

by TheGrandPooBar June 19, 2013

Concession Open Carry

A person of girth carrying armloads of giant drinks, buckets of well buttered popcorn, etc. from a movie theater concession stand. They can usually be seen lumbering through the lobby or fighting gravity on the slope of the theater aisle as they deliver their bounty to appreciative partakers.

Big Ron always volunteers to do the concession open carry since there's no take out bags.

by Dragonsphir November 28, 2016

confusion

The feeling you get when something that makes little sense happens.

Amidst my confusion, I was hit in the rear end with another tranquilizer dart.

by frabrizio June 9, 2018

*confusion*

When there is an emma on the all boys chat she texts this when confused cuz she think it’s cute.

The Boys: Yooo the new COD update is like 250 GB imma have to get a new xbox famnnnn. Bare Billy.

Emma: *confusion*

by TheRealDeal8675309 May 6, 2020

Concurious

To be confused yet curious

Concuriousity killed the concat

by middayinsanity November 30, 2020

Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.

1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011

piss confusion

when a person (or persons) enters a state of anti-sobriety in which they confuse an unacceptable pissing location (i.e. a closet or suitcase) for an acceptable pissing location (i.e. a toilet). Piss confusion often occurs in a sleep-walking state, following an evening of excessive consumption of wine, beer or spirits.

"Me and my buddy drank 40s all night and crashed. Two hours later I woke up to the sound of my buddy peeing in his open suitcase. Yep, classic case of piss confusion."

by 100calfroyo September 1, 2012