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Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.
Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."
by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014
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Myth-conception

1. The intentional ignorance of facts and outright statements of intention in lieu of what the media and other misinforming sources have convinced one to believe without hard evidence.

2. Widely held and promoted conceptualizations that have no basis in reality when hard evidence is analyzed.
True universal health care reform as the basis for the actual health care bill is a gross myth-conception propagated in general by masses of sheeple.

The Divinity implicit in nature has been brushed aside by those with the myth-conception that Creationism only entails myth-information unrelated to science.
by coffeetalk March 24, 2010
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concaution

A crockpot receipt involving whatever is left in the frig. must include fresh jalapeños and some short of meat plus black beans...for gas
you forgot the black beans in your concaution, that is unacceptable
by jimbob-jumpback January 14, 2010
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Concrastinate

Concur\Procrastinate

To prolong agreeing with something.
Jack: Dude,Ithink the bills are gonna win next week!
Billy: I concrastinate buddy, I guess we will see next week.
by Fo'lisha June 3, 2007
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Colin Contraption

In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.
Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
by biddersss November 21, 2021
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Smell Contraption

I just bought a new smell contraption from the smell contraption store!
by GreetingsCultist July 23, 2024
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The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.
Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.
by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011
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