computer bullshit

Generally used when playing multiplayer video games (especially a FPS); the term describes something inexplicably retarded that gets you killed.

person a.) Dude, how the fuck did that happen? I had full armor and that son of a bitch killed me!

person b.) Man, its just some of that computer bullshit!

by 2legit69 March 23, 2011

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computer god

Someone who is a step above 'Geek'. Able to do mind meld with CPU.

Daniel is a 'Computer God'

by Otaku Otome September 26, 2004

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Food Computer

a microwave oven.

So I popped a few corndogs into the old food computer and beep-boop them shits was done.

by flook January 19, 2009

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Choking a computer refers to the process of holding down the power button until the given computer manually shuts off about 5 to 10 seconds later (presumably "choking" because of a loss of power). Not the preferable thing to do when working on one, as it loses all unsaved data in the process... However, one of the only things most Microsoft programs respond to.

Dang it! Windows XP just froze again for the (insert 4 digit number here)-th time today! Time to choke the computer again... *sigh*

by The Overmind June 30, 2004

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help computer

1) Being in disapproval.

2) Something random to say when a little african boy is about to be owned by a dog.

1) ...do you want a bacon sandwich? ...I'm a fucking Help Computer!! Do I look like I want a fucking bacon sandwich?!?!

2)doo doo dooo dooo... ahh hell nah, whats up dog *dog growls* "HEY KID!!"
"I'm a computer!"... "HELP COMPUTER!"
*kid rambles on about computers*

by |B|ana|N|a December 6, 2004

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