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Cordy-coma

That feeling you get when you pour yourself a cordial in the largest cup you can find and you slam it down in one go, you're outa breath and it puts you into a cordy-coma. It just hits the spot.
You slammed that down, you must be in a cordy-coma.
by ynneBBenny December 17, 2018
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pood coma

When you shit so hard you end up passing out.
My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.
by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 15, 2019
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Shit Coma

The lethargy, emptiness and tiredness after having a large bowel movement.
I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!
by estarno May 2, 2010
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drunken coma

The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.
Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."
by Scathe July 20, 2008
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Dick coma

When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.
Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!
by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016
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Nostalgia Coma

A state where upon witnessing something wonderful from your childhood you spend several hours on the internet exploring it.
Dude I found this video on Youtube that was a compilation of 80's cartoon themes! Next time I looked at a clock it was five hours later! What the hell happened?

You must have gone into a severe nostalgia coma
by corsairjoshua March 7, 2011
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Shit coma

when you shit so hard that you fall asleep while shitting
I shit so hard that I went into shit coma on the bowl
by ASAP Juul August 10, 2017
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