drunken coma

The maximum state of inebriation that a person can survive. This state is between blotto and death by alcohol poisoning.

Dude 1: "Pete partied really hard last night, man."
Dude 2: "I know, they found him in a drunken coma on the diving board."

by Scathe July 20, 2008

Shit Coma

The lethargy, emptiness and tiredness after having a large bowel movement.

I just dropped the browns to the superbowl and I need to sit down now because I'm in a big shit coma!

by estarno May 2, 2010

Dick coma

When the sex is so good, the woman lays motionless for a long period of time to recuperate. This is often followed by snacks and pillow talk.

Jessica, last night Jim and I had such good sex I was in a dick coma for 24 minutes!

by Jaredmilled August 15, 2016

Coma-mare

A long-lasting, intense, and frightening nightmare that occurs while in a medically-induced coma. Most people who experience them later battle varying degrees of PTSD.

I have PTSD from the coma-mares I suffered while in septic shock.

by Dan C. Gilliam October 26, 2017

Cordy-coma

That feeling you get when you pour yourself a cordial in the largest cup you can find and you slam it down in one go, you're outa breath and it puts you into a cordy-coma. It just hits the spot.

You slammed that down, you must be in a cordy-coma.

by ynneBBenny December 17, 2018

Skittle Coma

A coma induced by skittles. The only way of survival is through natural awakening or for the skittle breath to be taken away by another.

After the woman went mad and attacked an innocent civilian for a bag of skittles, she consumed them so quickly that she placed herself into a skittle coma.

by Skittles Mistress October 22, 2010

pood coma

When you shit so hard you end up passing out.

My wife called the ambulance because she found me on the floor of the bathroom but it was just a pood coma.

by Carol Stream Patio Glass Door January 15, 2019