ass commander

a particularly accomplished butt cowboy, also viceroy of enormous gay sect

you are an ass commander, all hail the revered ass commander

by viceroy greg October 12, 2008

wing commander

A man that has achieved certification in all of the 'wing ' categories

white wings
Brown wings
Red wings
yellow wings

A true adventurer in sexual exploration

Jeff gained his 4 wings from his willing girlfriend and thus ascended to the rank of wing commander

by ermo September 8, 2004

Large Hadron Collider

It's a series of tubes.

They're firing up the Large Hadron Collider today! Gonna smash some particles!

Oh shi-

by brapitan October 26, 2008

collateral fappage

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011

Comander Bob

A little soy boy who gets 0 pussy

That comander bob sure is a simp

by TheRealReptar April 11, 2022

collateral shopping

Things you bought when you were shopping for something else

I just went out for a pair of shoes but I spent over $300 on collateral shopping

by Andy Froud June 7, 2007

vag commander

someones who is a certified pussy fucker

do you know who i am who's i be....... vag commander this

i run pussy they call me the vag commander

by shyne110 May 5, 2017