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tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.
Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!
by Chad H July 25, 2006
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Clogston

A man who sells clogs by the ton. Or is very well endowed who clogs women.
by Doodieballss March 31, 2009
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clog n' jog

To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.
Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!
by BassString September 20, 2010
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clogistan

I'm off to Clogistan this weekend
by Moederneuker_thuis September 23, 2009
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Clogging Clam

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.
I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours
by t3mikehere December 2, 2009
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Clodger

The vagina of a woman with a masculine appearance and/or personality.
Cor, yeah, I love a bit of clodger.
by EdgarFree October 21, 2010
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Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.
by djsmackywas March 8, 2012
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