fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

by Keatswords June 23, 2014

mr. clutch

Some of who can perform under pressure.

Lebron is Mr. Clutch for the CAVS

by gumamarten June 17, 2016

Clutching My Pearls

a moment in time that forces one to clasp their hand to their chest, out of fear or shock, as if trying to protect an imaginary pearl necklace. A new phrase among the gay Maryland circle

When I saw Taylor at the park with Noah, I was totally clutching pearls!

Man, when I heard that John was in that car accident I was totally Clutching My Pearls

Girl, when that truck full of skinheads pulled up next to the car I had to clutch my pearls!

by Perryn Morris January 11, 2008

Clutch-Fucking

(v.) The act of driving slower than one should, thus making the person behind them be stuck between gears. the effect is worst in a manual.

A: Hey you're boggin' down, downshift.

B: Then I'll over-rev. This guy's totally clutch-fucking me.

by I call my shits grumpys February 18, 2010

Mud Clutch

The muscle in your ass that keeps you from shitting your pants while farting or straining

Don't let your mud clutch slip, you'll end up with a bacon strip

by stm2000 February 6, 2010

Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench

It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.

by madhotfyre November 1, 2017

Clatch

Clatch is something made up by the youtubers Alex Wasabi and FouseyTube ( Yousef Erekat ). A clatch is considered a girl that is beautiful in your eyes and with whom you would want to go out.

1.Damn, that girl is definitely a clatch! 2. I would totally want to go out with her. She's a total clatch! 3. I mean look at her... she's a clatch...

by Jj2 September 22, 2015