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beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.
Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.
by I am God himself September 27, 2012
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clever sleazoid

1. The Best single by the JROCK band DIR EN GREY.

2. The Best song from the Clever Sleazoid album.

Lyrics:
Wake up you’re dead

Doing meaningless shit over and over
I’m just a third-rated star covered in blood
See the prince on the rocking horse, his polishied face looks cool
I’m just gonna spill my guts on you

*Under the name of Justice
You can’t break my soul
Under the name of Justice
Kill yourself
Think, you moran
Fall out of line you cockroach

Right, left, front, and back, it overflows with despair and pain
They say this anger, this emotion, and this passion is all a lie
Wither…
I’m not even trying to justify myself

* Repeat

** The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can’t save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents

This is the last time
Welcome to the garden of destruction

koe mo denai kurai ni...
sonna ima ni hitori to kidzuk

The night is cold and long
The night sky is deep and wide

The Dark Dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can't save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents
Dir en grey Pwnz.

Clever Sleazoid scared children. ^_^
by XVILLAINX November 1, 2006
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Mexican Pipe Cleaner

A poop so tidy and straight that no wiping is needed in order to clean the rectal area.
Lucky for the man in the stall without toiletries, he released a Mexican Pipe Cleaner and went on his merry way.
by Persephone's Vacuum January 21, 2005
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Pool Cleaner

Pool Cleaner
When your chick is laying on her side and you spread them cheeks from the rear exposing her vagina & butthole. You then proceed to eat her out as you slide your mouth back over her butthole without losing suction. Repeat these steps in a back and forth motion applying more suction and tongue play as you reach each destination. Therefor, in fact, using a pool cleaner affect on her privates for maximum pleasure.
Bro #1: whatchyall do after you left last night

Bro #2: we went back home and I gave her the Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: but you don’t own a pool

Bro #2: Defines Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: Dude, you’re a Savage
by SaltLife_Buggin August 12, 2019
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Cleaveland

A term that describes the area of a woman's breasts.
I went to cleaveland last night.
by jordanma September 23, 2007
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Cleaner

Usually called upon to clean up a mess another mobster has made. For instance: a gangster robs a store one night and comes back to base with a bullet in his stomach. A cleaner is quickly called-up and will be sent in to clear any sight of evidence, even if this means killing the store-keeper.

Elite cleaners are rarely found in the mobs/mafias/gangs etc., but instead apart of a government agency. Considering the drastic consequenced often involved with these agencies actions, elite cleaners are required. You never hear of them, and you rarely hear of what they have cleaned up. All that's left is the event: something happened, but the cleaner will make sure there are no trails left behind. Such cleaning jobs can be on a global scale, such as clearing a trail of money used to get the job done.
Ricky and Paulie murdered Kalinsky in an elevator. As soon as they stepped off a cleaner stepped in. When the elevator chimed at the top floor all that was left of the scene was a dead body and a pool of blood. With no evidence for the police to go on, the killers were never found.
by Cag February 17, 2007
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Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.
"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."
by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010
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