A Santa Clause is when you shave off your pubes, and then save it for later. Later once you're getting head you jiz on the girls face and then throw the pubes on her face making it look like santa clause.
by Greg1619 January 3, 2008
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Small Child: Fuck you mommy. You didn't pay for my brand new flamethrower. Santa Clause did you rotten bitch. Stop trying to take credit for what Santa Clause did you filthy whore!
by Fat Man In Red December 29, 2008
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derives from the word claustrabate, meaning to pleasure yourself in a confined space. ie; boot of a car, under the kitchen sink, in a suitcase etc etc
dude, i had the most amazing claustrabation session in the airing cupboard last nite
oh my god, i love to claustrabate in my mums womb
oh my god, i love to claustrabate in my mums womb
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Get the Cinderella Clause mug.A Tarda Clause is a person who gives you a fucked up gift that you never wanted in the first place and have no idea what to do with other than stare at it and wonder what the fuck was wrong with the person who gave it to you.
When a bank sends you a free gift of a football tee with a note that says "a good team starts with a good kick off." The bank is a Tarda Clause.
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