Claritza

Claritza's are the most phenomenal type of people you will ever meet. They are basically their own species becase they're superhuman. Claritza's have hips that don't lie and are immensely selfless, intelligent, courageous, and have asses that won't quit. You're a chosen one if you get to be a Claritza.

"How'd your date go, Billy?"
"Aw man, she was the bomb. She was a total Claritza."
"No way, I'm jealous. Rarely anyone ever meets a Claritza."

by Spencer Shillington October 6, 2013

Clara

Clara is a cute, adorable, perfect girl. She will make and brighten everyone's day and will make you laugh. She is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet.

"Clara is so perfect, she just made my day."

by K.y.cmina November 12, 2015

Clarity fap

When you are undecided about a girl and jerk it before seeing her only to find it was your dick thinking. Now that its over you really dont want to see her so you make up a bs excuse to not go out

Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.

by CruelAmen November 11, 2017

Clarenz

Clarenz is a man that is strong as golden steel, he's most complete yet so undone.

Omfg, he's a fckn Clarenz god darn.

by ExeAdam June 8, 2021

Petula Clark

English singer, actress, and composer whose career has spanned seven decades born on November 15, 1932 in Surrey, England. Had many hits in the 1960's, most notably "Downtown", and "I Know a Place". Released many records throughout her career. Been singing since the age of nine. Hasn't done much lately. Still appears in concerts occasionally, usually in England. Her music can be heard in many movies, TV shows, and commercials.

"And, now, here's Petula Clark to sing "Downtown".

by howdyyall April 6, 2009

J Clarked

the act of someone liking every status and picture you post on facebook so you're notifications are flooded by likes from a certain person.

I just logged on after work and I had 83 notifications. I think I've been J Clarked again.

by tie dyed heart March 15, 2013

Christy Clark

The mentally challenged premier of British Columbia Canada, known to make terrible decisions without listening to the general population

Christy Clark wants to raise Medical Services premiums again, need to find a way to afford shutting down an bridge in Vancouver to do a giant yoga party on.

by Spaghettifore May 25, 2016