Chronic Flex 

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

Chronic Flex by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018

Chronic Dick

When your penis is unable to get an erection due to too many consumption of cannabis.

Mary Jane: Lets fuck!
David: OK
Mary Jane: What's wrong?
David: I think i got the chronic dick. I can't seem to get a boner.

Chronic Dick by Medicine-man March 16, 2009

chronic masturbator 

A person who masturbates more than 3 times a day, and cannot go a day with out masturbation.

Friend: Bro! did you hear that Johnny filled up a 2 little jar with cum.
you: ya I heard he is a chronic masturbator 1

chronic masturbator by MexicanPog November 16, 2020

Chronic Dick Withdrawal 

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.

I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you

Chronic Dick Withdrawal by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016

Chronic Bitch Disorder 

A contageous disease cause by being a bitch all the time! When someone is a bitch out of nowhere.
Symptoms: being a bitch Everytime All the time.

Sarah: don't talk to alex! His being a bitch lately!!
Haley: I know! He has Chronic Bitch Disorder.

Chronic Bitch Disorder by Yagirlsb October 29, 2014

Chronic handheld check 

To consciously and frequently check your pockets for your handheld when you realize you can't feel it or the weight of it in your pocket. PSPs', DSs', cellphones, iPods, etc.

Accompanied with this is Chronic handheld check panic where upon checking the pocket where it was thought to be, but not there one will then tense and begin to rapidly pat down all pockets.

-Paul and Micheal leave a party-

Paul: *Paul reaches into knee pocket and sighs breath of relief after feeling his Droid*

Micheal: "Damn man you just checked for your phone like 10 minutes ago"

Paul: "Sorry man, I must have Chronic Handheld Check or something cause I get a bit worried when I can't feel it, and this cost a lot of bread.

Chronic handheld check by Raylock August 19, 2010

Chronic Masturbation 

A saying in The Walking Dead telltale game

You guys know i im here?
Chronic Masturbation!

Chronic Masturbation by Bitter Bleach May 28, 2019