Crapenstance

An unwanted run-in with a stranger. It can be a brief or long encounter.

I just had the best Crapenstance. This homeless dude just tried to tell my fortune.

This nerd wouldn't stop singing on the subway, the whole time... Crapenstance.

by sqrell November 10, 2012

crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.

Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.

by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013

Chaped

Chafed and chapped nippled...

When I naired my nipples I had a bad case of chaped... my nipples hurt so bad and are bleeding. Sure wish my nipples were not chaped!

by Watchjonbeep July 2, 2017

Chapelling

To look at someone else’s phone and read their messages without them knowing.

“Stop chapelling James.”

by Byorden April 20, 2018

Chaperone

A person in a group designated to be sober so that order can be sustained. This is especially common in large groups or with use of substances that affect decision-making skills.

Tom: Yo brad hit this!
Brad: I’m a chaperone fuck off!

by HeeshGreesh October 19, 2020

chapeta

a way to insult to norteños (gang wise)

Fuck you chapeta

by Pearlita February 28, 2021

Crapendium

A collection of crappy or inferior items; a compendium of things that suck.

Charles’ playlist of stupid songs is a veritable crapendium of the dumbest songs ever.

by EricaTortfeasor January 4, 2022