chack

When a medal-winning figure skating performance is not broadcast. This only happens when figure skating is shown live and the producer has to decide what to broadcast. Named after Michael Chack, whose bronze medal winning performance at 93 Nationals was not shown on TV.

"They didn't think Lysacek could make up the points, so he was chacked from the Canadian broadcast."

by Kimmie44 July 23, 2006

Clack

Fangirl abbreviation for the yaoi pairing Zack Fair and Cloud Strife from the video game Final Fantasy VII.

"Did you read that Clack fan-fic today? Zack and Cloud together are so cute."

by Ziggy Pasta November 28, 2009

clacked

The action of getting ran into on a ski slope. Usually a result of a gaper taking slow, unpredictable turns that take up the entire mountain.

Dude that gaper made a turn out of nowhere and I clacked him!
Sorry I'm late, I almost clacked this gaper back there.

by Reih April 25, 2008

clackus

Kind of the village idiot type...moron,fool,jackass. Anyone who doesnt have a clue and continually gets beat down or laughed at just for being himself.

also can be used as an expression of frustration: You whack your thumb with a hammer ..."ahhh Clackus !! "

What the hell were you thinkin?? dont be such a Clackus !

tom : Did you see that Clackus over there with the velcro sneakers??

mike : yea ! nobody wears those anymore...what a Clackus !

by bullhillbilly February 18, 2010

Chack

Vomiting

I chacked all over the floor last night

by Big Black Cog February 25, 2021

Chackeny

A chackeny is defined as the distance at which a chicken remains picturesque
1 chackeny= 0.524 miles

That chicken is about a chackeny away

by htesss August 22, 2022

Fart Clacker

The part of your arse that makes a noise when you fart. Known to wear out in older people leading to them following through

Wow that was a good fart because I have a healthy fart clacker

by Andy.B January 20, 2010