Chivette

A Chivette is a female that is such an attention whore she will pose nearly nude in several suggestive ways and post the pictures on theChive.com so people will argue over how sexy she is in the comment sections such as that of the DAR.

She will typically have a low level job, make stupid duckfaces, and have several trendy tattoos. Also, her bedroom, where she takes her pictures, will be a mess.

Craig: "Did you see #35 on today's DAR?"

Phil: "Sure did! That Chivette looked like Sasha Grey with that ass except she doesn't get paid like a pornstar!"

Craig: "Chive on!"

by tsukasu July 24, 2014

chivette

A shallow, brainless, self-obsessed slut who thinks she is better than you.

That chivette was taking duckface selfies in the mirror.

by tyltalis February 11, 2015

Chipotle

A great restaurant with even better food, People say they over stuff but you can ask them for less... duh. The lines are usually long if you go during the day but it is worth it. but anyway the burritos are the best! chipotle for life! :)

person #1- Hey, I want amazing food now where should we go?
person #2- CHIPOTLE!
person #1- ew, aren't they owned by McDonalds, gross.
person #2- not anymore they go natural!
person #1- yumm yumm give me some!

by krinos May 2, 2008

Chivette

A woman who takes pride in herself, not only for her innate beauty, whether big or small, but also for her actions that help to make a better life for society in general. She accomplishes this through donating items or raising funds (and encouraging others to do so) for charitable organizations and individuals who are in real need. She does most of this while being part of a Local Chive Chapter or asking that (or many other) Chive Chapters to be involved in her fundraising efforts. Some Chivettes may appear on www.TheChive.com and others may never. Some Chivettes may drink when they go to group events and others may never…. Chivettes come in all sizes shapes, attitudes, and colors from all over the world… The one thing we have in common is that we want to empower each other and do good for others. This is the true meaning of being a Chivette.

Amy, Sharon, and Melissa had such a great time volunteering, raising money, and running at the Atlanta Cupid Undie Run! It was great to find out how much all the Chivers and Chivettes from our local Atlanta Area Chivers group raised for these children with brain cancer!

by MHMAAC February 24, 2015

chipotle butt

The ailment that affects half the population of the world. It usually occurs 30-45 minutes after ingestion, and may take a few days to clear up.

Bob has chipotle butt, so he can't make it to the concert.

by monalisuhhdude October 4, 2016

Chiot

Insecure nerds with embarrassing moms, who have probably caught that child looking at porn.

Wow what a loser, like a Chiot would ever lose their virginity.

by Gnomesocks June 20, 2017

Chipotle syndrome

some symptoms include :
Diarrhea

Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes

Heartburn
Nausea

Excessive vomiting

You take a visit to the doctor after going to your favorite Mexican hot spot.

Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!

by Hulkthegiantpitbull April 22, 2018