One that chops the chip. Takes on many large projects and blasts through completion with mastery and innovation .
by stderr November 14, 2003

The holiday contrasting the Jewish High Holy Day, Yom Kippur, where you instead indulge in a multitude of sinful activities, unbothered by the religious consequences of those actions.
“Im really glad I spent today celebrating Ron Chipper”
“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”
“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”
“Dude are you hammered? Do you mean Yom Kippur? Aren’t you supposed to fast and repent?”
“No that’s a different holiday. I recognize Ron Chipper, instead.”
by SPORTSBRO October 9, 2022

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019

by kk_hill6 February 27, 2022

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.
While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.
by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025

Chipper and Sons Lumber Co. was a game by Scott Cawthon that failed miserably just because the characters looked creepy, leading to the creation of FNAF. This was entirely undeserved, because although FNAF is a great franchise, Chipper and Son was still great aside from the visual style.
by UnknownTheComedian January 17, 2025
