moist children

what the f*ck are you doing searching for moist children

what's wrong with you, searching for moist children on the internet

by watoot August 22, 2017

children of bodom

A five-piece black metal/power metal band out of Finland, Children of Bodom are a force to be reckoned with in the metal scene. Named after their homeland's most nontorious killers, Children of Bodom could be said to do likewise to their competition.

Children of Bodom r0x0rz.

by Twice Scorned May 12, 2004

Now, Now Every Children

The greatest band in the world. Home-base is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Often shortened to NNEC or nownow.

Wingspan: "Hay gurl, have you heard of Now, Now Every Children?"
Bigfoot: "No, WTF is that?"
Luke Danes: "THE GREATEST BAND EVAR."

by CheyannaSullivan September 3, 2009

Childrenitis

When one or multiple children of your own or others are present.

" The kids have left, I have temporarily cured myself of childrenitis!"

by Mista Parx January 12, 2010

Chilloween

October 26, celebrated by doing nothing all day except chilling.
no work, no school, no chores, meet your friends, chill out ...etc.

During Chilloween, people relax and have fun.

by asigh_of_relief October 25, 2011

childrenless fathers

1. Fathers that lost their children through Family Court; 2. Child Support process; 3. Baby-mama drama.

Childrenless Fathers

by The Sentinel Inceptionator July 11, 2016

Childrem

You spelt Children wrong dumbass

John: Childrem
Muhammed: Aaa yeah that's the big Funny JOhN

by Cooper King September 4, 2019