chaider

Yiddish for Hebrew School.

"I was oppressed by thoughts of God because my parents had put me in a Chaider" (Mike Gold, Jews Without Money).

by Josh5756 May 5, 2008

chidurkey

Part duck, part turkey, and part chiken. Chidurkey

Bob: Is that chiken or a turkey? Why does it have a bill?
Steve: It's a chidurkey

by gravethief13 June 3, 2009

cider sissy

A manly man that chooses cider over beer at every occasion.

Pete, you want something from the bar?
Yeah, I'll have a cider.
Pete, you're a cider sissy.

by Dr. Dabbles September 25, 2013

soak it in cider

When an overly heterosexual male receives a minor injury on a manly job, then reports the incident to his supervisor or co-worker he jokingly says he must go home and soak it inside her, as in have sex with the wife to alleviate the minor and trivial pain.

Crab Fisherman 1 : Shit i cut my hand on all these crabs out here in the dangerous Bering Sea.
Crab Fisherman 2: Don't be a pussy i have a bunch of those cuts all over my hands from 12 hours ago

on my 18 hour shift
Crab Fisherman 1: I dunno man , I think i need to go home and soak it in cider
Crab Fisherman 2: Yeah me too

by BreakfastSausage December 16, 2015

cider visor

The teenage version of beer goggles.
A side affect of too much Ice Dragon or White lightning.
Makes even the ugliest bog trotter look like a ride.

Fact - the Cider visor is responsible for half of the british population.

by zimmo August 16, 2006

Cider

The most wonderful thing to have ever been created from an apple.

Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.

Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.

The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.

"When i die, i want to be embalmed in cider."

"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"

"Magners with ice please, mate"

I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!

by Prem Shah September 18, 2006

chidler

An mocking term to call child under the age of ten, especially useful for groups of children. Excellent for talking in code.
Pl. Chidlers

Hey look at the chidlers!
Hey chidlers hows it going
Aww, look at the cute chidler

by WhiteCurse December 7, 2006