Chatstalk

When a person is in a chatroom, watching people chat, but never actually saying anything.

I hope nobody's chatstalking our conversation.

by Deathmatch1127 October 6, 2015

Chatt Rat

A person who's hometown is Chattanooga, Tennessee. A Chatt Rat must be a boozehound. All Chatt Rat's must respect Chattanooga and surrounding area's. A Chatt Rat's phone number must also maintain their original 423 area code, even if they move locations. A Chatt Rat must be better than any other city in the state of Tennessee. They are champion drinkers and smokers. They must also be able to distribute even servings of a Chatt Town Beat Down.

If you aren't a Chatt Rat, get the fuck out of this bar.

by PKA Boozehound Club October 20, 2010

chattable

Available for chatting through instant messenger

person A: hey I gtg but I will be chattable later after 10
person B: cool! I'll chat you later

by piper4hire January 11, 2009

Chabot

Someone who is the shit the man your favorite person, none can compare to a Chabot or a person who is Chabot-esque.

"Yo ma dude Joey is mad Chabot-esque"

"Word boi is basicly at the Chabot level of excelence, thats for real too"

by Thomas "Tommy" Jenkins February 25, 2007

Chatsturbating

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

by Regnisab September 15, 2009

Chattack

v. to go online on Facebook chat, pick a friend, type something to them, then click "Go Offline" before the friend can respond.

9:15PM
Joe: Chattack!
Joe Smith is offline.
9:16PM
Me: DANG!
(Joe appears to be offline. To send this as a message, click here.)

by Jarrrrrrrrrrod October 25, 2010

Chaotilogidextrous

The ability of your brain to give thought patterns that make no sense at all but to also back up those nonsensical thoughts with thoughts full of pure logic and reasoning.

Like your brain being ambidextrous so it can use all forms of reasoning.

"Why does everything he says sound so weird but make absolute sense?"

"It's becasue his brain chaotilogidextrous."

"What the fuck kinda word is that?"

"He made it up."

"...Oh."

by Shadow Amadeus November 7, 2011