casper the friendly ghost

something that is unseen, unheard, unfelt, or you do not care about

"That guy just flipped you off"

"ah who cares, it's casper the friendly ghost to me"

by Dick33 June 18, 2008

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003

Champagne-A-Rone

Drinking Champagne while chaperoning a dance, event, or other gathering in which individuals need a close watch.

Drunk on champagne after winning a championship ring rang.

AK was asked if he would chaperone his little sisters prom, he responded by stating he would only go if he could be a Champagne-A-Rone. He sister asked, whats that? He replied with while I am chaperoning can I drink champagne like I just won a championship rang.

by B. Wayner April 12, 2010

champagne pong

a classy version of beer pong usually played by those of higher class and status using champagne (typically Dom Perignon); often, contestants are in haute couture. Because "drink before you shoot" still applies, games can typically last for hours, mirroring that of cricket, polo, and other predominately upper-class sporting activities. The sport is frequently contested at The Renaissance, a club located in the FiDi district of Manhattan.

The game of champagne pong last forever, but the defender looked great in the new Gucci; I'm not sure it's even available at the Madison boutique, yet.

by UpperClassTrash October 28, 2013

Casper's Showdown

Its where you get a heap of pedestal fans set up around you and you jack off into the fans so that it sprays all over you and you become Casper.

The option to have additional semen pored into the fans is also acceptable.

For instance you are in a warehouse and you set up a circle of fans for a Casper's Showdown

by Symthisis February 14, 2014

caspapi

your local daddy

"ugh, that guy is such a caspapi"

by notcaspapi June 19, 2017

Casper Breath

(noun)

plural noun: Casper breaths

When you, someone, or something lets out a shaky breath. Derived from the sounds of my cat named Casper when I put him against my ear. He breaths... in Casper.

Jay Woods was so anxious, I could hear his Casper breaths.

by Sh0tgunn January 19, 2020