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Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.
Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014
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cancer feminism

1. women are considered above men.

2. women are always the victim

3. All men are pigs until proven otherwise by a women
Examples of cancer feminism include:
The ability to revoke consent after the act has already been committed
by shadyblue9o9 April 17, 2017
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Anus Cancer

An NBA player that can't defend but thinks he is worthy of a max contract. He also thinks that he's an all star player. He's an ego maniac.
That Anus Cancer from The Thunder is pure garbage.
by JazzyQuin March 30, 2015
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fuck cancer

Dude1: i cant hang at all today man
Dude2:why dude? Why so bummed out?
Dude1:my dad is sick of cancer man! Gotta go to the hospital all day brah.
Dude2:so sorry to hear, my mom is also sick with cancer! Everyone has cancer! FUCK CANCER!
by Hailtheluis September 5, 2016
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cancervative

Any member of the Republican't party of just say no to yes.
"Cancervative wisdom prevented President Obama from having any success during his first year in office."
by theocamb February 5, 2010
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You have no chance to survive, make your time

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.
What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'
by Cheshil March 20, 2004
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Wall Cancer

Wall cancer is a widely used facebook term used to describe members of groups with an uncanny ability to scare other members off group(s) simply by posting the most uninteresting and boring shite imaginable. It is also used to describe wall posts on fb groups. In many cases group members have even been known to leave groups due to copious amounts of garbage being posted by dolts with no sense of humour or purpose other than to amuse themselves.
Facebook Group Wall:

Higz: It's been quiet here today, where did everyone go?

Vanessa: Thomas turned up on group last night and posted a photo of a woman with grape hair and soon after everyone said goodnight and left. Some members even mentioned they would be leaving group permanently.

Higz: Great! didn't he post that dumb photo on group last week?

Vanessa: Yep, it was the same one. I think we should toss Thomas off the group, the guy is a wall cancer, and has actually managed to scare off a third of our members

Higz: Give him the boot, V
by Higzy Teflon December 10, 2010
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