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celebate

Using the activity of masturbation to celebrate recent fortunate events. The act of "celebation" must be declared beforehand in order to qualify. Can be applied to, but is not limited to: sexual advances with the opposite sex, triumphant achievements of human ability, and/or fantastically tantilizing foodstuffs.
"What? An 92 on my Gay/Lesbian Studies exam? Time to go celebate!"
by Conslarfadarf October 20, 2009
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very celebrated

To consume a large amount of alcohol in the effort to celebrate.
She was at the bar last night getting very celebrated.
by LocoPingvin August 7, 2007
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self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy
How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.
by jmscisco March 1, 2009
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I don't celebrate genocide

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.
"Merry Christm.."
I don't celebrate genocide!
by idon'tcelebrategenocide December 17, 2022
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National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.
A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all
by Demosthenes^ April 14, 2022
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Celebratio

Giving or receiving felatio only on birthdays or special occasions
My birthday is the one day of the year my girlfriend goes down on me we call it celebratio
by MTP33 July 25, 2011
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Celebratory Gunfire

When you shoot off a gun because you're happy and celebrating something. Often done during New Years celebrations.
Alex was killed when Bob started setting off celebratory gunfire at a New Year's Party.
by MewWinx96 February 6, 2013
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