Clean Catch

(n) After you take a shit you inspect the TP and notice that it is still clean.

Kyle was quite elated after experiencing a clean catch as he only had enough toilet paper for one swipe of his crack.

by Guitar God Rob October 16, 2008

Spooge Catcher

Vagina. Female genitals. The part of the female body that catches semen, spooge

I shagged a bird last night and jizzed in her spooge catcher!!

My TV remote fits in my girlf friends spooge catcher

I lost my watch in her spooge catcher!

by Dave & Robo April 19, 2009

pimp catcher

A very tight outfit on a perfectly thick woman with high heels or boots and a lot of shiny hair that’s easily tossed about for good measure.

That be my Mama, a certifiable high-class pimp catcher.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2019

catch a square

To engage in a fight. Originated from the fact that boxing rings, where fights occur, are shaped squarely.

It is just a matter of minutes before the fish in the cellblock has to prove hes bout it and catch a square.

by rafael sadiq September 22, 2005

Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!

A stereotypical type of sentence prank callers would use on people when calling.

Prankster: "Hey. Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better go catch it!"
Police: "You know this is the 911 emergency hotline, right?"

by Svifias February 26, 2019

Catching The Crazy Turkey

To have sex.

I hear Bill was catching the crazy turkey with Jess last night.

by /r/RoosterTeeth December 13, 2014

Catch a fade

Asking for a ass whipping

Keep messing with me and your goona catch a fade

by [e-mail] August 4, 2018