Leaking Carpenter 

When you Power Nut in your girl then have her fix the bed frame without letting her clean up herself, causing your baby batter to leak down her leg.

Roommate 1: So you guys gonna buy a new bed frame after that Power Nut?
Roommate 2: Nah man, my girl became a Leaking Carpenter and fixed it up quick.

Leaking Carpenter by ZairStorm December 6, 2019

Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.

Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?

Jeremy Carpenter by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022

Jewish Carpenter 

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

Jewish Carpenter by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Sam Carpenter 

He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol

damn sam carpenter is so cool!

Sam Carpenter by Jammer906 March 21, 2022

Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter

I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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Festival Carpenter by Spgr86 March 11, 2023

Sabrina Carpenter 

The Barbie IRL

Timothy: Yo, I saw Sabrina Carpenter in concert and she looks like Barbie..
Paul: Did you watch her concert or did you youtube her concert?

Sabrina Carpenter by alcopaul August 16, 2023

tara carpenter 

a badass who can literally take my children <33

"tara is overrated, blah blah blah." - a dumb human figure
"tara carpenter is a cool human being" - a fucking awesome person.

tara carpenter by 5cy7h3 August 27, 2023