Singer songwriter from Louisville, Kentucky in the United States. Beginning his musical interests at a very young age, he was often in lots of musicals; some include Winnie the Pooh, Rumplestiltzskin, Annie, and some other local English during his time living abroad (in Canterburry, Kent, U.K.)
Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
Hear some tracks by William Carpenter at www.myspace.com/willcarpenterrock
William Carpenter
by txtboy91 July 13, 2008
by uncle meatster December 5, 2013
If you have a Julia Carpenter in your life run! shes scary but nice and funny at most times. She likes to sit in her room all day and cry. She naps pretty frequently...too frequently. This bitch is always missing school or shes late. she is the best friend you want. She is sometimes too lazy to do anything but she is a fun girl to get food with and go to parties with. If you have a julia carpenter, be ready for lots lots of crying but fun times whens she is not.
by shhh its a secret November 15, 2019
A sexual act of announcing “this is how we did it in Allentown” while shaking your penis before entering a hole.
by WDAsplin December 20, 2022
happens when you realize ya dicks so long you could quintuple knot it and still have anough to sell to the local pharmacy
by greenschoolbus October 11, 2018
Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.
Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George
by Sparky503 March 29, 2017
A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
Carpenter
Carpenter
I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 12, 2023