carolina mudflap

During vaginal intercourse, inserting your testicles into a woman's anus.

I wasn't able to cum, so I gave her a carolina mudflap. That got 'er done double-time.

by Comic Event of the Century May 15, 2007

Caroline

A beautiful girl with a wonderful heart. She is nice to all, warm and genuine, with a certain radiance that makes all those around her happier than they were before. She's talented and smart, and she's just the kind of girl you would want to be more than just the object of a series of hookups. She can make your whole world stop with just one smile, one word. Even though she's learning to love herself more and more each day, she's still insecure, and it's about goddamn time that someone told her just how beautiful and perfect she is.

"You gonna hook up with that skank, bro?"
"Nah, dude. I'm waiting for a Caroline."

by tbk August 19, 2013

Carlinism

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

cold calling

the process of approaching prospective customers or clients, typically via telephone, who were not expecting such an interaction. The word "cold" is sometimes thought of as being used because the person receiving the call is not expecting a call or has not specifically asked to be contacted by a sales person. It is pretty much another word of telemarketing

I hate when those people from overseas are cold calling me to sell me insurance that I already have.

by primetangent April 23, 2008

calling bs

BS, an abbreviation of bullshit.
Calling bullshit means you are proclaiming someone's statement as a complete nonsense.

Anonymous 1: "Google does not spy on you."
Anonymous 2: "Google shill pls"
Anonymous 3: "Calling BS on this."

by jaramat November 27, 2013

Calina

Calina is one of the girls that you’re very lucky to meet in life. She’s all rounder who is usually kind and caring, the perfect girlfriend. She’s a girl who can be so good at things when she wants to. If you’re on her good side, then you’re in luck because she is one of the most loyal friends you’ll ever be able to find. She’s sometimes shy and you’ll have to get to know her better to know more about her inner qualities. Also she is cute af.

If you’re lucky enough to get a girl like Calina, never let her go, and treat her well because it’s very hard to find one like her!

Girl: you heard of Calina? She’s so good in academics!

Boy: yea, I kinda like her too

by Anonymous.31 October 17, 2021

Carolina

The definition of sexy.

You must be a Carolina!

by lalaland000 March 26, 2013