noah calvert

When a person or object is forcefully shoved into a vagina

Man I just Noah calverted that girl

by Billy joil June 11, 2017

Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

James Calvert

James Calvert is an amazingly talented man. A great person who you can always count on. He gets no bitches but still manages to have hoes.

He gets no bitches he is definitely a James Calvert

by Weirdoretard February 5, 2021

nigel Calvert

Nigel calvert is a man who is obsessed with cheese. Some may call it a fetish

Did you hear about what Nigel calvert did to the first years?

by Stinkersmith90 July 26, 2023

Pulling a Stephen Colbert

When you get something named after you.

Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is the "undisputed king of getting things named after"* him. He has a sea turtle, a Ben & Jerry's ice cream, a bald eagle, a trapdoor spider, and many other things named after him.

*Quote by Stephen Colbert

"Whoa, that building is named after you? Talk about pulling a Stephen Colbert."

by mcspringy September 19, 2009

Steven Colbert

A hero who has a show, "the colbert report" on comedy central. Steven is the man because he talks shit about president bush

steven colbert is the man, BITCH! so recognize!

by steve c the man September 18, 2006

the colbert report

ignore the top entry, stephen colbert is not a conservative he is a democrat and makes fun of liberals TO MAKE FUN OF CONSERVATIVES!

i watched the colbert report

by alex14 August 19, 2006