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The combination of the spelling & meaning of the words certified & official.
Certainty a person, place, or thing is of the highest bonafied, authorized, uncontested standard of certification of facts, truth, &/or description of subject or object;
More guaranteed official than a referee's standard issue whistle.
The combination of the spelling & meaning of the words certified & official.
Certainty a person, place, or thing is of the highest bonafied, authorized, uncontested standard of certification of facts, truth, &/or description of subject or object;
More guaranteed official than a referee's standard issue whistle.
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