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Degrees Cali

The degrees of temperature Californians measure the climate in. Because they live in such a warm place, they become cold at unusually high temperatures. Thus, when converted to degrees Cali, 47 degrees Fahrenheit is 32 degrees Cali, 60 degrees Fahrenheit is 45 degrees Cali, etc. However, once you get to about 75-100 degrees Fahrenheit, the conversion stays the same.
"Omg it's so cold right now."
*looks at phone* "it's 47 degrees"
"That's sooooo cold!"
"It's like freezing in the midwest and east coast right now..."
"It's freezing HERE right now!"
"Yeah I guess it is in degrees Cali"
by LiveXAndXLearn December 28, 2011
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XI degree

A homosexual O. T. O. initiation rite. Since Crowley's death, however, the XI degree has been eliminated.
Guy #1: I heard all occultists are creepy and gey.

Guy #2: No, only the ones who take the XI degree.
by Itachi-San July 24, 2012
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Associate Degree

Primarily issued by second-rate community colleges, the bottom of the totem pole of postsecondary degrees. Not really much better than a high school diploma. Only good for use as a stepping stone to a Bachelor's Degree, or to score that shift manager position at your local McDonald's. Although taking only about two years to earn, those two years are a massive waste of time unless the holder plans on earning a Bachelor's Degree or better at a later date.
Joe earned his Associate Degree at his local community college, and is now employed at Harvard University... as the head of the cleaning crew.

The ghetto community college took an otherwise useful piece of paper, and made it worthless by turning it into an Associate Degree.
by likeaboss7343 April 14, 2014
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Football Degree

to have a degree in football you will also need a degree in acting/drama.......take portugeuse goalie ricardo.....ever seen him play you'll understand what i meen
bob had a football degree, hes good at drama and can kick a ball
by G.M. Inc. September 25, 2004
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nth degree

To question someone needlessly or excessively.
Mom gave me the nth degree when I came home past curfew.
by Windosia April 26, 2005
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Placebo Degree

A degree from a college or university in a subject or specialty many would consider to be largely symbolic or useless for obtaining meaningful work.
by CountReno May 12, 2010
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Woman Degree

A college degree of any level in which women get because they do not have to think about providing for a family. Very little to no job opportunities or wages come from these degrees. Once a woman degree is acquired(or often not), they are inclined to complain about the wage gap and feminism and make those along with social justice, their defining personality characteristics. These degrees include but are not limited to political science, any type of music or art degree, theatre, any type of language, any level of education, etc.
Women are lucky they can get woman degrees and not have to care about actually making money through skilled labor in their lives.
by Feminism is Cool August 19, 2021
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