buttcracker

A person who is very proficient in the art of the deadly fart, it may be silent, it may be noisy, but one always knows for a fact that it will be stinky, it will clear the room, and sicken the occupants with it's ghastly odor, this term was coined by the fact that some of these odoious folk have actually cracked the skin around the butthole by releasing their poisonous gas.

OMG!That Buttcracker left an odor so bad we had to air out the place for three days!!!!!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

Buttfuck-A-Thon

A massive collection of blunders. A series of irresponsible, stupid, moronic behavior. See also Bush Administration

"YOU LOST THEM ALL!?....and we're broke...and my car's gone...this is turning into a real buttfuck-a-thon."

by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004

buttfucker

One who rides the asses of other men. As in one who inserts a penis or vibrating dildo up the butt of another male. For fun. Oh my. Homo, anyone?

That little manslut buttfucker gave me his big one! He just grabbed my ass and rammed Johnny Horn over and over until he sprayed his gayness all over my butt.

by ArcticFox January 3, 2004

Reverend Buttfuck

A gay Priest who is in the closet about his sexuality. Used as an insult. Word made famous by Brain Kinney from Queer as Folk.

" I swear my mom's priest is Reverend Buttfuck the way he kept cheaking out my ass!"( a guy is saying this)

by BEATNGUFAN February 4, 2006

Double Buttfuck Back Flip

When one grabs onto the females legs (or males) and throws her into a double front flip (or double back flip if you're a risk taker) and simultaneously takes off his clothes and her clothes and then completes a full insta-boner and as she falls to the ground from the flips, she lands on the fully erect penis, as it goes straight inside her auns.

Please note: This is a very risky maneuver, I highly suggest you do not try this! It has never been fully completed before and is illegal in 23 countries.

Jeff gave Troy the greatest Double Buttfuck Back Flip the other night, he had to go to the hospital!

by falloutsux July 26, 2009

Buttfuck

Could be a reference to an annoying or self absorbed person who could either be bragging far too much or putting others down in a manner that is unacceptable.

This could also be used as a cuss word for when you may be in trouble, angered at something that has happened at that immediate moment, or are in the process of being completely screwed. This is similar to the meme "FFFUUUU!"

James: Hey, I got an A+ on the test and you got a D. You fail! Haha!

Cory: You buttfuck...
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Tim: I'm being mauled by the zombies! HEELP!

Michael: I'm at the other side of the map, I can't help you!

Tim: BUUUUTFUUUUUUUCK

by Ancubius July 30, 2010

buttfuckathon

Any situation that is generally unfavorable.

Your friend: "What took you song to get here?"
You: "Sorry, traffic was a huge buttfuckathon"

by Jay-G3 October 21, 2008