soggy buttcheek

An unintelligent person who commits atrocious acts against others, not realizing the folly of their actions until later.

"My college professor gave us a quiz two days before the final on brand new material, and then sent us an e-mail apologizing for it but refusing to change the grades. He is such a soggy buttcheek!"

by Danielle ;D April 30, 2009

Peanut Butter and Buttcheeks

when there is a significant amount of peanut butter between one's buttcheeks and the partner licks the buttcheeks and then moves toward the area of the crack.

Get your booty over here and lets do some peanut butter and buttcheeks.

by Briceps May 23, 2011

Buttcheeks Butler

(n) item of sexual use and abuse commonly known to frequent bath houses

you are a "buttcheeks butler" I saw you coming out of that dodgy bath house

by pejax April 27, 2003

buttcheeks

A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed.

Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.

Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car!

Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.

by Compute March 19, 2009

Buttcheeks

The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.

Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?

by Yezenia December 24, 2008

Buttcheek

the cheek of your butt

ay yo buttcheek is thicc

by BoneyPoney March 10, 2020

buttcheek POOP

my ass smells like rotten cheese

your a buttcheek POOP

by langoman123 January 25, 2021