Burting Off

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"

"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."

by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024

Burt Hummel

Greatest father ever

“Burt Hummel is the definition of character development”

by burthummelforpresident2020 October 23, 2020

burts bees baddie

a religion that focuses on worshipping burt. people who belong to this religion are called “burt baddies”

person one: im a burt baddie! i belong to the burts bees baddies!!!
person two: omg same!!!! im clinically insane!!!

by jay (dionascatears) March 3, 2022

sissy burt

Someone who destroys bagels, vanquishes pizza and annihilates tea whilst taking part in activities such as dancing

Oh look, there's that sissy burt dancing tobey maguire style whilst eating a bagel!

by Shaun_the_sheep November 25, 2021

Lucy burt

A woman that can be a wife a mother and a total pain in the arse

For fucks sake you have a touch of the Lucy Burt about you

by Horracewallace December 19, 2024

Burtful

A very positive emotion. To be burtful is to be alive and ready to live to the fullest.

Grateful, Burtful, Blessed

by Briandefineditfirst December 7, 2021

Burt Gummer

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.

Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024