turd burglar

Robin Hood with a poop fetish.

Shoot dat thievin'-ass bitch! He sto' ma' turd!

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

turd burglar

"TURD BURGLAR" One who uses his tool to remove turd's from another fellows back passage

EG. Elton John. Julian Clairey. Dale Winton etc.

by PHIL MC CRACKEN June 1, 2005

ass burglar

One who burgles ass

God that ass burglar just burgled my ass.

by b-randon September 11, 2003

batty burglar

a homosexual/gay male human.

"why is george michael such a batty burglar?"

by chewbacca June 19, 2006

Turd burglar

Its an ol done more that is kind of like the story of Jack frost except its A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.

"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache

by Ghostbuster2000 February 8, 2021

trail burglar

A non-participant who enters a race course, despite a race in progress.

Bob is such a trail burglar. He decided to session the new jump line right in the middle of the beginner's race.

by BikesBeerBob June 2, 2022

burglar's moon

Not necessarily a full moon, but nearly - gibbous. So named because it's nice and bright so you can see what you're upto whilst doing somebody's drum at night.

Actually a pain in the arse because it makes it more likely that you would be seen clearly whilst perpetrating the crime.

Gran: Burglar's moon tonight...

drummer: Yeah Gran, but I'll take a maglite anyway, for when I get inside a place.

by edjog December 16, 2005