Blue Bruise

Invented by Melissa Page, the Blue Bruise is the greatest vodka drink ever consumed in the northern hemisphere. Contents: Lime vodka, sprite, and blue raspberry kool- aid (Must be made prior to mixing.) The name 'blue bruise' refers to the bruises one receives afer consuming multiple blue bruises and being pushed into an icy snow bank.

Bobby: I pushed Melissa into a snow bank so she could have more than one blue bruise last night.

by Tubs Priest December 23, 2008

bruiser

Someone who is masculine, handsome and loved by the ladies.

Female #1: That Danny sure is a Bruiser.

Female #2: He sure is. I'd love to chat with him.

by Can't Lie August 1, 2006

Bruiser Cruiser

Getting to punch your siblings with a "slug bug" isn't as fun now that there aren't many Volkswagen Beetles on the road anymore. There are however Many PT Cruisers.

"Bruiser cruiser, no bruiser cruiser back!"

"Owwww! Moooooooom!"

by Craig Butterfield December 19, 2008

Bruised Hole

A bruised hole is an asshole that has been beaten up by someone or something. Typically found on porn stars and strippers, a bruised hole is when your butt hole is black and blue, bruised up, and beat up after someone fucks it or shoves something big in it.

Guy 1. Hey man, did you see that strippers bruised hole?
Guy 2. Yeah, it was so bruised and blown out!

by bee Rad November 22, 2009

cruise bruise

What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going

Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.

by Aster Wind December 15, 2008

bruised banana

when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.

She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.

by RedSpectre August 9, 2012

shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

by douglas epley November 5, 2006