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Cleveland Browns 

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".
1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!
Cleveland Browns by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016

Cleveland Browns Downs 

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.
“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”

Cleveland Browns 

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?

Cleveland Browns 

Used to be one of, if not the best NFL teams in the old days of the NFL. Joining the Detroit Lions as the second team in league history to have a winless, 0-16 season, but still having some of the most diehard, loyal fans in NFL history, including me.
"The Cleveland Browns are so bad, the fans prepared a parade to celebrate their 0-16 season."
Cleveland Browns by RNB03 January 17, 2018

Bumpin' browns 

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five
Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.
Bumpin' browns by Megatronwins March 4, 2018

ash browns 

n. Severely overcooked mashed potatoes, or, by extention, any burnt breakfast food, or disastrous mess.

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Careful how you handle this viral pandemic. We do not need any more ash browns.
ash browns by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

take my browns to the super bowl 

Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.
I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!