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Broner

One man's cash and prizes entering a half-chub situation when in the presence of another male, usually a good friend. It is essentially an unintentional erection but retains no shame and is perfectly acceptable.
"Oh man, that's so awesome and cool. We agree on everything and I like it. High Five!" -Tim M.

"Absolutely. Total broner moment!" -Joe S.

"You guys are weird, do those actually exist" - Mary L.
by Giuseppe Gino February 27, 2011
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When a bunch of guys just hang out and everything is good. You become relaxed and all of a sudden feel a slight girth growth from below. It soon swells in accordance to the amount of broness in the surrounding area. No girls allowed. Discussion topics to insight a broner can include, but not limited to:

Boobs
Anime (esp. tentacles)
Broners
winking assholes
football
DragonBallZ
skull fucking
gerbils
Goose proudly displayed his raging broner to the class after a night long tandem session of goodness. Unbeknown to Goose, both Dave and Mike also had broners.

Broner Tandem Diagram:

Mike 8==>, Goose 8==>, Dave 8==>
by dfarbe1 November 22, 2009
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Broner

(-noun) When a member of an all male group develops an erection.
Guy 1: Dude?! Do you have a fucking boner!!!??

Guy 2: Nah man, it's just a "Broner". Take it as a compliment.
by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010
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Occurs when your bro does something that is so brotastic that it gives you a boner.
When Stano hooked up with Emily it gave me a broner.
by Hot Boy Carl August 31, 2010
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Bronze Star

It's a course you take after Swimming level 10. It is optional, but you have to take it if you are under 13 and you want to become a lifeguard. You can go straight to Bronze Medallion if you are 13 and if you passed Bronze Star, you can go to Bronze Medallion even if you are not 13. Bronze Star is a very difficult course. You must carry 10 pound objects for 3 minutes, learn dry/wet CPR and many more...
P1: Are you going to take Bronze Star?
P2: Totally!
P1: Dope!
by Baaaka August 27, 2013
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Broner

Getting an erection while doing bro things with your bro pals.
I was shooting some pool with my dudes when I got the weirdest broner
by Larz Booger November 18, 2011
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A boner obtained while hanging with your bros. It usually requires an awkward explanation and is followed by constant reminders and gay jokes.
Ted: "Hey is Jake coming tonight?"
Mike: "Hell no last time he got a raging broner and hasn't left his apartment since!"
Ted: "Holy shit!"
Mike: "I know i slipped a dong bomb in his drink."
by Cm24 July 3, 2012
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