Broltimatum

When a man is forced, usually by his bro, to choose between said bro and his girlfriend. Usually found strictly in heterbrosexual relationships.

John gave me the broltimatum. He won't hang with me unless I skip out on date night.

by Bromaldehyde January 10, 2013

Brolemma

A highly difficult and conflicting decision or situation between two or more bros.

Dan told me to keep quiet about him making out with Steve's girlfriend but I don't know what to do! I've got a serious brolemma on my hands here.

by Jisonator February 25, 2015

Brollface

The opposite of the Troll face, a symbol to represent the Broll. Basically, the face of the bro who always got your back online.

He likes your photos frequently, shares great deals, always has something nice to comment.

Check out how the Brollface looks like here: www.brollzone.com

"Thanks for sharing that deal with me on Facebook!"
"No problem man. *brollface*"

by whaddupdoe January 12, 2015

Brolt

The act of quickly leaving a bro behind in a club so he has no choice but to go back to whoever the girl he's met's place. Thus increasing the chances of sealing the deal.

A broltee, if lucky, may end up catching up with their group should they know where the next stop would be (Take-away, taxi rank etc.) This is a gamble as the person being brolted on CAN end up stranded.

"Dude you looked like you were in there, so we got our brolt on."

"Dude, I can't believe you brolted on me last night. She bailed on me when I was getting my jacket."

by thatchrissmith July 28, 2016

brolings

Anjali and Amalia ; two cool girls who like drugs and are part of the B66. we are cooler than everyone else and everyone wants to be us. Two bros who care for each other and will always be there

They are such brolings...wish i was them

by coolfishinthesea March 2, 2017

brolifter

A person, most times a man, that spends six days a week in the gym training a classic bro split (Chest, Shoulders, Back, Legs, Arms, Biceps) whilst maintaining a Ronnie Coleman diet (aka rice, chicken and broccoli four times a day), also avoiding cardio training at all costs. He typically manages to make some gains with this method and them shows it off in the nightclub wearing a shirt that probably fits his little sister, but certainly not him.

„I swear, if you don‘t start doing 30 sets for biceps every day, it‘ll never grow.“
„Dude, you‘re such a brolifter.“

by HorstSeehofer October 14, 2020

brolone

When you and your boys get together to chill, but y'all's love language is physical touch but not in a gay way.

Dude A, Dude B, and Dude C brolone yesterday and dude A tickled dude C while watching UFC 290 dude B laughed and said "gayyy" the. Dude A & C ganged up on Dude B and tickled him and they all laughed. After brolone time they shotgun bud light and regretted it... The beer the not the brolone time.

by CrispyTakes June 24, 2023