Doug Brien

That stupid Jets kicker that cost the Jets the playoffs against the Steelers in 2005. He has a tendency of missing critical field goals, and he missed 2 that would have given the Jets a big upset win over the Steelers and possibly stop the Patriots from creating that dynasty

Doug Brien should be FIRED!!!

by World Domination February 10, 2005

Jenna O'Brien

the most adorable creature to ever walk the planet. she is always happy and trying to help others. she is an amazing person and is a saint. she is also the definition of love. i would know because she has absolutley stolen my heart...

"wow that bunny is such a Jenna O'Brien!"
"jeez you need to be more like a Jenna O'Brien and do some charity work, dude!!!
"Dudee, i hope to find a Jenna O'Brien by Valentine's Day!!!

by just some guy in love with her January 28, 2009

David O'Brien

A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.

I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”

“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”

“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)

by Aubrey the Jerk August 4, 2007

flat brimin

The act of wearing a hat with a totally flat brim, forcing the hat to rest on the top of your head because it will not properly fit.

"Hey, wait up, I dropped my hat."

"No wonder dude, you were totally flat brimin it."

by vladimir ferdinandez May 28, 2007

Broment

A moment two bros share when their minds connect and they think the same thing at the same time.

"Bro dude that chick has a nice enough ass for a nice roll in the hay."
"BROMENT."

by therealbrofessor March 22, 2010

O'Brien

a high official in the Ministry of Love in "1984." He tortured the protagonist, Winston Smith, into submission to the totalitarian "Party." O'Brien was played in the film by Richard Burton; it was Burton's last role.

Winston was struck, as he had been struck before, by the tiredness of O'Brien's face. - George Orwell, "1984"

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd January 13, 2008

broment

n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk

John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."

Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"

John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"

Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."

by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008