poor breeding

The result of a selective combination of undesirable genes, with the goal of creating a fucked up specimen. Often caused by an under-exposure to Mars bars.

Charver: I'm off to MickieD's to get me a big mac.
Tobias: You're poor breeding is giving me the fear. Now why don't you toddle off an buy me one of those Mars Bars.

by Sasa Bonsum February 15, 2006

Breeding

To be pregnant.
Word dates back to slavery days when the master would breed his slaves to get more slaves.

Kathy's breeding.

by Deep blue 2012 June 11, 2010

Ultimate Selective Breeding

The act of a person when killing various females and ripping them limb my limb to select the best attributes. From each female to ensure the most amount of pleasure in sexual intercourse. By creating a Frankenstein monster of dead corpses. It is completed when the guy proceeds to fuck the monstrosity till he is satisfied.

Wow I can't believe someone was arrested in our town for ultimate selective breeding

by The egg bandit November 23, 2021

breezin

To fart silently, like a breeze.
Often confused with the other meaning of this word, to leave.

-"Alright, I'm breezin"
-"...What?"

by cvzzzz October 7, 2009

Breeding stock

Breeding stock refers to a female who has potential to make a D1 athlete. Men without the proper genetics (under 5’5” 140lbs) will elope with breeding stock in an attempt to have prospective D1 athlete offspring.

Minimum Requirements to be breeding stock- 5’10” 180lbs

“I want my kids to have a better chance at going D1 than I did”
“That’s easy bro just find you some breeding stock and they’ll be set”

by SVwbbm September 24, 2020

breeding ball

An imaginary pokeball in which pokemon and humans mate.

I like sex. You wanna get down in my breeding ball?

by embem June 20, 2008

Breesing

vb. To get down on one knee, both hands together, after doing something worthwhile. Not to be confused with tebowing, which is getting down on one knee, head resting on clenched fist for no reason.

Drew Brees was seen Breesing in the Saints' locker room after breaking Dan Marino's record.

by MrSaint December 29, 2011