Throbbing English Bowtie

The act of contorting one's long skinny, male member into the shape of a bowtie in many twists and knots until it is throbbing.

Yo dog she funna give me a Throbbing English Bowtie

by STP Hansel March 18, 2006

Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant

A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.

In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.

by Spartacus Sanchez February 20, 2009

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

Bosnian Bowtie

when a dude fucks a girl in her stoma (breathing hole in her neck) and the balls make it look like she's wearing a bowtie

That Bosnian Bowtie looked great on you

by Pingpong980 August 24, 2014

honolulu bowtie

A sexual act that involves lighting the tip of your dick on fire then whipping it about the room like you’re a goddamned resort entertainer.

It’s like giving her a Cincinnati bow tie but with some showmanship. I wanted to get her to sleep with me so I pulled a Honolulu bowtie.

by Heebie kykeburger May 10, 2019

sparklely bowtie

When a man and woman scissor and the man ejaculates on the outside of the woman's vagina and proceeds to throw sparkles on semen.

"I love the feeling of sparkles and cum on my vagina after my man gives me a sparklely bowtie."

by Thoughtful Jew July 22, 2016

Bowtie

An article of clothing someone wears around their neck in a buttoned up shirt, used to wipe the sides of their mouths after performing oral sex on another person

After he sucked that cock he used his bowtie to clean his mouth with.

by Real14yall June 13, 2018