Throbbing English Bowtie

The act of contorting one's long skinny, male member into the shape of a bowtie in many twists and knots until it is throbbing.

Yo dog she funna give me a Throbbing English Bowtie

by STP Hansel March 18, 2006

Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant

A variation of the standard Cincinnati Bowtie, with IcyHot placed on the balls prior to the bowtie-ing, so she feels like her chest is on fire.

In the world of awkward sex, the Cincinnati Bowtie, Ring Of Fire Variant has to be up there with the most awkward.

by Spartacus Sanchez February 20, 2009

boston bowtie

Either titty fucking a girl, or letting her straddle your cock - you ejaculate under her chin, letting the pool of semen spill down the side of her neck creating a bowtie effect.

I Boston Bowtied the fuck out of her last night...

by kramerkranzky September 7, 2016

sparklely bowtie

When a man and woman scissor and the man ejaculates on the outside of the woman's vagina and proceeds to throw sparkles on semen.

"I love the feeling of sparkles and cum on my vagina after my man gives me a sparklely bowtie."

by Thoughtful Jew July 22, 2016

Meh Bowtie

A living bowtie that has the ability to float and speak. Being a bowtie he is quite amazingly handsome and charming, using his pick up line with that soothing voice he has. He also make a good accessory for your suit.

Virgin Zacc: I wished I had a Meh Bowtie, he would definitely help me get laid.

by Zaccledoodle November 3, 2019

Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

Norwegian bowtie

When your trying to have sex with a woman and your friend tries to make it a threesome and you put your fingers in her ass and rub it on the guys nose and mustache

Dave hand got a Norwegian bowtie because he tried to get in on a uninvited threesome

by Do hoe February 26, 2023