bouche

An expert forecaster. One who forecasts with accuracy.

The weatherman on channel 9 is always right, he's a real bouche.

by kymac July 16, 2008

bouche

when you see a woman and you think shes so gorgeous that you get a hard on. But when she turns around you discover that she is so damn ugly you instantly lose your stiffy.

rebby - yo check that girl out.
Aaron - yeah man shes hot!!
*seconds later*
Both- "AWWWwww shit BOUCHE!!!"

by Rebello August 8, 2005

botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010

Brent Boucher

Biggest bitch on the west side of the Atlantic Ocean. Doesn't have any friends besides his pet turtle that he named Edward. If he were to ever go outside you wouldn't be able to see him because he's so white that he's transparent but he's easily recognizable by his weak feminine voice that makes you want to drop kick babies and eat puppies.

Look at that Brent Boucher, what a flaming homosexual

by Brent Boucher June 27, 2014

bouche

a word meaning "I hate you"

HA! I beat you to my house
God! You are such a bouche

by MRRR August 21, 2005

Douche Bouche

Synonymous with douche bag; can also refer to the male hair style of cow-licked bangs with pomade (flipped up).

Erica's douche bouche boyfriend has a douche bouche on the front of his head.

by Funky McFresh September 26, 2008

boucheria

On ongoing persistent case of spastic, crippling, trickling, explosive diarrhea. Canadian women in their 20's are especially prone to this disoder.

Sarah has a case of the boucheria because she just had a taCO from taCO bell.

by thefob#42 December 24, 2007