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botch

A botch is a bitch who can't spell bitch
"send bob and vagana"
"no"
"stoopid botch"
by India destroyer 5000 November 26, 2018
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botch club

derived from the spanish "el club de botch"

a state of being in an organization dedicated to those who complain too much and get on other people's nerves
She's so damn annoying she has a lifetime membership to the botch club waiting.
by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003
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Botched vasectomy

A vasectomy that goes so wrong you have to end ur football career
Boys johhny Nevin is finished no more of the goat he got a botched vasectomy.

Isn't he the guy who puts vaseline on his thumb and sits on it?

Yeah
by Shinbagwarrior2 October 11, 2021
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giz-botch

giz-botch, gizbotch, giz botch
pronunciation: giz-bäCH

A device, gadget, gizmo, thing-a-ma-jig, doohickey, something-or-other, etc. too complex for mental comprehension

The term is generally used by the "annebriated", non-technically savvy individual while attempting to understand technology they already own while purchasing additional giz-botches.
"I have this giz-botch with 4 USB ports and a power supply ... is it safe to plug into my computer?"
"So this giz-botch will play DVDs?"
"There's a wire that plugs this giz-botch into my USB port already in the box?"
by techoyokel April 15, 2013
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Botch

(Adj.) A term used to describe a trashy female who isn't worth the time to fix the autocorrect to "bitch" for
Bernie: Yo this botch had the nerve to not swallow me.
Donald: You mean a bitch?
Bernie: Yeah but I don't give enough of a fuck about her to spend the time fixing the autocorrect.
by BOOBYBOUNCER April 2, 2016
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Botch

Botch is the highest form of debauchery that can be achieved in the physical universe. It is a day of unrestrained activities and drinking behaviors and it can only be achieved by going the absolute hardest at literally everything.
peep 1: Dude. You going to the Botch this year, right?
peep 2: Dude. Is that even a question? This year will be the ultimate year of debauchery.

peep 1: Dude, I know right?! As we always say, "if you didn't scare yourself...did you even botch?!"
peep 2: Dude. Totally. Btw it's BYOB. Don't be mad, but we spent all the beer money on an epic raft instead...botch or die, amirite?!
by IamGrum June 23, 2022
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Botch

calling a girl a bitch when they’re bad but when they’re good call them a botch.
Ohh your mum is such a botch

Did you see that peng ting in the shop man i bet she was a bear botch
by Jevvvvdog May 16, 2019
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