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Comes from the french word for block. Means to get blocked, usually used when referring to basketball
You just got BOUCHED!!!
bouched by Bus Driver April 17, 2004
A colorful expression which literally means "balls on chin". Derived from the action of the testicles slapping the chin of a person performing "rough" fellatio on a male or livestock.
Sara was bonched by Franco while giving him a blowjob. blowjob
bonched by Bill Rizer Pijudo March 21, 2016
A girl thats a boss and a bitch.
Look at that girl , she's so ugly,Were such botches!
botches by Trishy poo November 21, 2006
Similar to owned. When someone else proves you wrong, slaps you in the face, beats you at something.
Did you hear about when Lizzy slapped Connor?

Yeah dude. He got bitched. It was awesome. He totally deserved that.
Bitched by Jmuffin May 5, 2009

Batched  

Verb: To be batched
Where one receives a right royal thwacking for the purposes of an arguement, usually the person being "batched" will perceive the batching as a form of recognition and oppurtunity to gain coolness. However when a "batching" occurs it will cause much distress and bullying to the "batchee"
OMG I got batched today by my bestest buds
when a guy does some unneccessary shit for a girl beause he thinks it will help him get some pussy even though evryone knows there is no chance of that happening
when hersh was taking the sats, steph called and said "hersh my vagina is bloody, bring me a tampon" so hersh got up, went to a&p, bought some tampax, brought it her, and left. then two days later, after hersh finishes doing all of stephs homework, and finishes walking her dog and cleaning up its shit with his bare hands, he is at his grandmas funeral when steph calls and says, "hersh im done with this tampon, come throw it out for me. hersh runs to his car, goes up in the bathroom grabs the tampon, rubs it on his cock because that is the closest his cock will ever come to her pussy and then throws it out.
bitched by south side playa April 3, 2005