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bonched

A colorful expression which literally means "balls on chin". Derived from the action of the testicles slapping the chin of a person performing "rough" fellatio on a male or livestock.
Sara was bonched by Franco while giving him a blowjob. blowjob
by Bill Rizer Pijudo March 21, 2016
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Botched

The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
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bosched

Getting screwed by someone or told that you are wrong, even though you are completely right.
You were bosched in that meeting today. Everything you said was true, but the Germans were too stubborn to listen to reason. They denied everything, including the truth.
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Bunched

To be at the maximum level of hungover a human being can possibly sustain.
I’m so bunched this morning I’m going to binge watch Sabrina The Teenage Witch and eat left over Taco Bell
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Botched

A word used to describe a person who has gotten a LOT of plastic/cosmetic surgery.
The Bogdanoff twins are botched.
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booched

Capuchin has booched the navigation
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botched

Describing a planned action gone terribly wrong.
He was killed in a botched robbery attempt.
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