Bloopiphication

The act of plunging a lubricated vacuum hose directly into the anus of a person suffering from severe constipation, in order to dislodge said "Turd".

Risks include: Prolapsed anus, repainted walls (Typically an explosive brown), and rectal bleeding.

Success rate: 14.38%

Yo, Madi had major constipation last night so I had my uncle use bloopiphication her. Had to change my shirt at the end but she's all cleaned out.

by Fat Cock Francis May 4, 2023

bleep bloop

A term for someone’s romantic interest.

Have you talked to your bleep bloop today?

by the.fun.neurophys.student May 30, 2022

blooper

A blowjob while on the toilet.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Bloop Thug

Members of the BloopDiary community who engage in flaming, trolling, arguing, & flat-out rudeness for the sheer purpose of causing discomfort, knowing they would never do so if the target knew who they were or where they live in real life. Will never admit to their wrongdoings & will claim until they're blue in the face that they are only debating/defending/practicing use of the First Amendment. See internet thug.

There is a bloop thug trying to argue with me. Oh, dear!

by 098 May 3, 2008

Bloop a Loop

A "Bloop A Loop" is a person who acts in a retarded way. A "Bloop a Loop" is also something that one screams at someone else when angry to piss them off.

Joe : What ? Huh ? Durrrrr. * DROOLS *
Heather - Stop being such a bloop a loop !

Joe : Hey Heather.
Heather - YOUR SUCH A BLOOP A LOOP ! GOD.
Joe : WTF ?!?

by Beautiful Disaster <3 <3 <3 March 29, 2009

Blööp

The act of saying a word while belching.

Human 1: *burps the word blööp*
Human 2: Did you just blööp the word "blööp"?

by Don Ranchero November 29, 2019

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022