bongbong

An act of not being present; absent.

Par, bongbong ako sa class natin mamaya.

by halfblurred March 29, 2022

Bonsniferous

An adjective to describe how pleasant, cool, smooth and welcoming a butt cheek is when you grab it.

I grabbed her butt and it was absolutely divinely Bonsniferous!!

by Slayer of Tuna Taco March 9, 2023

chocolate bonbon

Balls that have been dipped in poop. May or may not be sexual.

"Jimmy said he was dying for some chocolate bonbons."
"Nice."

by babyandastork November 26, 2019

Strawberry Bonbon

The way you call your love.

Good morning, my strawberry bonbon.
Hello, this is your strawberry bonbon.

by strawberry bonbon October 9, 2023

do a bongbong

verb. to disappear from, decline, or cancel a speaking engagement for the flimsiest of reasons; to just suddenly disappear; to turn coward at the first hint of being asked serious questions in front of an audience.

from the name of a former senator of the Philippines, who, on several occasions, failed to appear as scheduled, citing reasons even a second grader would find laughable.

Dude, we're scheduled to defend our research paper on Tuesday. Do a bongbong on us and we'll make sure you never graduate.

by JoQo January 28, 2022

Bonobono

A blue seal from the japanese television series and likewise-named manga. Sometimes referred to as ぼのぼの. Bonobono was featured in a manga written by Mikio Igarashi, an anime directed by Cae Crab, several videogames (Bonogurashi), several TV anime films and several cinema anime films.

Bonobono lives with his friends Shimarisu and Araiguma.

by redtails March 14, 2011

Bonobo Stoked

When you're so excited to go out with a chick that you just know you're gonna bang that you're like a Bonobo ape: Just walking around with an erection just waiting to go crazy on her.

Alexander: I'm going out with Serena tonight.
Edward: Dude, you're so gonna nail her. How stoked are you?
Alexander: BONOBO STOKED

by simiangang January 16, 2010