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turd bombers

A turd bomber is an incredibly ignorant asshole.

Someone who spews nothing but shit from their face.

To shit from one's mouth.

A slang term for miscer
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teeny bopper

A teeny bopper is usually between the ages of 11-15. Everything they like comes from the latest trends or fashions, which they have nothing of. Their whole existence is based on what their friends wear or have.
They only like what's "IN" and after that, they wouldn't be caught dead with it. "DeY TyPE LyK DiS."

They wear tight ass clothes even though they are fat as fuck. the shirts they wear would say something like "baby phat, roxy, princess, baby girl, flirt" they have no lives and obsess over their boyfriend and saying "i love you" like they actually mean it, and then get dumped a day later. they go to the mall more than 3 times a week in large groups, usually more than 8 people. they stand around stores and talk about useless stuff with their other teeny bopper friends. you can tell they're a teeny bopper if they bring a backback with them to the mall with nothing inside. teeny boppers wear rubber bands on their pants to try to look cool. they buy way too much shoes. they talk and can't back it up.

Teeny boppers aren't smart or good at sports. they're not even good at what they think theyre good at. believe me, i know some teeny boppers. their clothing makes me wanna burn my eyes off. well, a teeny bopper is someone who tries to be one of the girls in a rap video, with tight clothing, $200 hair, and expensive shoes and perfume. they make me sick. basically a teeny bopper is stupid, retard, wannabe kind of person.
teeny bopper 1:HeY GuRl. Y0u WaNna g0 2 dA mALl S0 wE kIn meEt uP WiT dA gUYZ AnD ThRow Up In tHe BaThr00ms aFteR LunCh?
teeny bopper 2: HeLlZ YAhz GiRLy.
by charlie willaim dag friegle August 9, 2006
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Dive Bomber

A friend who stops by your house for the soul purpose of taking a shit.
Example: Pulling a dive bomber attack, Joe dropped by my house
just to take a shit.
by Ryan Seal April 17, 2007
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Bombers 2003

To Bombers 2003 is to aggressively hit on female posters on an online forum.
Female poster: "Get away from me! Stop Bombers 2003ing me or I'll report you!"
by lolbombywomby November 5, 2013
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Teeny Bopper

A teeny bopper is a wannabe, a poser, a 6-7th grade slut whore. She's a prep one day then punk/rock the next. She says she has 20 boyfriends when they're all made up. The only real one is the 45 year old guy she talks and brags to online after school. She wears 10 inches of orange foundation she thinks makes her tan. She gets in trouble at school for her shirts sized (14 months). Fails at everything she tries. Isn't talented.
Someone who likes Johnny Depp only because of POTC or Billie Joe only because of American Idiot.

Wears shirts like "Blondes do it Best"
by Dallas Rose May 28, 2005
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Black Bombers

"Black Bombers", otherwise "Duraphet" popular drug from the early 60's through to the mid 80's, after which they phased out and replaced by illegally manufactured blues" and eventually "Sulphate amphetamine powder".
Next to "purple hearts" and "Dex's", Black Bombers were the best known and most widespread drugs used by a generation of young people, especially in the capital's nightlife.
I recall in the 60's buying "Black Bombers" to make me feel great and to keep me up all night.
by Django47 June 27, 2018
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Bottle Bopper

Generally a female too frugal or bougie to buy her own alcohol that will hit you up and ask to chill ONLY when you have alcohol. Oftentimes she will bring along her fellow herd of Bottle Boppers and allow them to casually graze at your place while consuming all your alcohol. Once they have satisfied their desires they will quickly and uniformly come up with an excuse for why have to leave "unfortunately" and move on to their next mooching destination without throwing down or exchanging bodily fluids with the bottle's owner.
Yo B, im heated that that Bottle Bopper came through and killed my 151 without having enough common courtesy to even fellache me.

She doesnt really wanna chill with the Wave Team, that Bottle Bopper just wants to sip for free and keep it movin...
by The Hood Sage June 15, 2011
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