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Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.
Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.
by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016
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chili bobbing

When a males penis is lined with chili pepper rings and the woman attempts to suck as many pepper rings off as she can in one fluid motion.
I introduced my girlfriend to chili bobbing. Now she's addicted and can reach the 10th chili without a problem.
by Chewbaccalover17 December 31, 2016
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Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin

The act of a man pooping during a house party. A girl needs to then enter the bathroom with no choice but to puke between the guys legs while he poops. To seal the deal, the guy must request a blumpkin before she leaves the bathroom as a bribe for he will not tell anyone of what just happened.
Dave: What are you doing in here?
Alex: I need to throwup
Dave: Just puke between my legs
Alex: I don't want to, you'll tell everyone but I really need to puke.
Dave: If you give me a Bobbing for Brownies Blumpkin, I won't tell anyone
Alex: Deal!
by Skeet Cannon September 19, 2009
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Gofer Bobbing

When you realy need to have a shit and the muscles of your arse are about to give in and the head of your shit is popping in and out of your arse like a gofer bobbing in and out of its hole also konwn as Prarrie Dogn or Turtle necking
If I dont get to a toilet soon we'll all be in trouble im gofer bobbing
by Aaron McLeod July 16, 2007
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mind bobbling

used when mind boggling makes too much sense
"That movie doesn't make sense. "

"You don't make sense!"

"Oh damn, that just bobbled my mind."

"Yeah, you just got a mind bobbling."
by horsemeat.mpeg April 6, 2010
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bobbing for apples

where a female is blind folded and on her knees and a male stands over her head and while blind folded the female has to try to suck the males balls
Tamantha went bobbing for apples with Tyron.
by CarfagnoFazio September 10, 2006
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Bobbing

The act of jerking off in front of an audience.
You were so drunk last night that you pulled out your dick and started bobbing in front of everyone!
by Sporto1 August 9, 2012
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