birchum

same thing as bitch, just more playful.

by etchasketch October 25, 2003

bircake

when a female is licking a dudes sweaty man balls, and the sweat from his balls starts to bead up on her top lip. Then she proceeds to lick it off, seductively, while rubbing her temples singing 'happy birthday'.

"Yo, lets go to that party."
"Hell yeah, I'm trying to get that good bircake."

by kinkaykittay August 28, 2011

birch

The polite version of bitch. Employing the word birch does not insult female dogs or any other animate living creature. It describes an extraordinarily mean female.

That girl just told me that I dress like a mangy slum rat. She is such a birch.

by meow power November 10, 2009

birched

The act of getting completely annihilated through drugs and alchohol.

Joe - "Hey Dan, what are you doin tonight?"
Dan - "Getting fuckin birched what do you think?!"

by bartholemue gustoffison April 12, 2010

Birchington on sea

The place where you and your girlfriend go because her mother has banned her from seeing you because shes homophobic.

The reason for this is that Herne bay is a shithole so all the nasty cunts talk and lies get spread and your girlfriends mother sets police and things on you if you come too close to her daughter so instead you jump one stop on the train to birchington.

Nobody under the age of 75 lives in birchington so you are not likely to get caught by anyone you know.

"Hey do you want to go to Birchington on sea?"

"What so we can continue our secret relationship and have sex in public toilets?"

"Yes thats exactly why"

by That unwanted lesbian April 1, 2009

Birch

the greatest game alive...played by the cool folks at birch stadium...when people use wood instead of a baseball bat and a tennis ball..does it get any better?

Yo lets go birch...and use some wood

by Neiliyo November 3, 2006

birch

sometimes endearingly used, a birch is a step down from a bitch and is often called this after either a bitchy action or to force a quirky reaction to the name-calling

Will called Marissa a birch just because he likes to see her get worked up.

by birch! November 29, 2004