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Orange Blossom

A totally blown out rectum similar to a rosebud by continuous strain on the anal sphincter, basically to the point where the muscles no longer work. Usually caused by larger than suggested objects going in the out door too often... or possibly pooping a volleyball.
I feel like I'm sitting on a giant hamburger due to my orange blossom.
by Shayfus August 18, 2016
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sprinkle blossom

The act of cunnilingus performed while the recipient is taking a massive dump.
The Australian woman will not marry a man, if he will not perform sprinkle blossom on the third week of every month.
by Guilo Gringo July 7, 2023
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Peanut Butter Blossom

Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.
Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.
by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011
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Blossom

The result of one's anus after many a object has vigorously and continually penetrated it. This leads to an anal prolapse, being the falling out of the rectum from ones arsehole. The image of this is similar to that of a flower blossoming
Your mother's arsehole has been abused and penetrated so hard that it has begun to blossom
by Ricardo Del Toro June 18, 2007
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turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.
George Bush is a turd blossom himself.
by Me December 19, 2004
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Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom
Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.
by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008
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Cunt Blossom

A full blown cunt, at it's max. More than a bitch. Cunt Blossoms never die, or go out of season. Kill them all.
by jealousyxkills December 11, 2009
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